I was having a dinner with Stephanie tdy...and while catching up, we were sharing some stuff abt the state of single-dom. Some "soundbites" from our conversation:
1) Why do attached/ married pple like to exasperate the singles by asking if they are attached yet? (and proceed to give them looks of pity when singles answer no. it's like we're diseased!)
2)Steph: I don't need a guy. I have Gin (her 8mth old mini-schnauzer)!
3)Why do pple assume that if a gal hasn't been attached for several yrs, it means that she hates guys? (or worse still, she's a "BITTER BITCH")
4) (this is the best one) Why do I think that I'm smarter than most guys?? And how do i stop thinking this way? haha!
(obviously we're not the naturally submissive sort to say the least)
5) Why do pple who don't really know us, assume that we're attached, when we're not?? Must be giving off wrong 'unavailable' vibes. Someone pls tell us clueless ones, where to buy the right 'single and available' vibes. If got discount somemore, lagi best!
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